Bingo-???????

I know half the nation loves it, and i knew i would have to try it, but i have never, ever had such an annoying night in my life.

Fisrtly there's the books.
 Now I would be more than happy just doing one line at a time, but no you have to keep your eyes on loads.

And do you cross, circle or dob???

 And where do you get dobbers from?

And why did no one tell me till half way though that the numbers were in lines?

And personally, there is nothing worse than having 1 number left to go for most of the game.

And the bingo caller could not have had a more dull drone to his voice.

Did I win? Obviously not or I would have loved it.
What did i learn?
Never to go again, and my best friends mum can swear like a trooper!!!